deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

Deep Fried Dick

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

by Cripndip December 28, 2011

Deep fried dicking

A good sex session from a southern boy.

I got a deep fried dicking from Forrest last night.

by badbadgirl12345 March 9, 2013