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wishful thinking for a product that makes your chode smell better after sweating. such sweating may have been induced by: boning, fucking, screwing, masturbating, fucking around, or exercising. but you probably don't work out because you're fat and alone.

although this product has yet to be invented, it would be greatly appreciated, old spice.
jesus fuck, my dick smells like DICK. i need some dechodorant asap or there goes the blow j.
by bear capitan October 30, 2009
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