Preston was cooler than Ben for like a week and he had all of these fun things to do. So now Ben is forever in debtitude for being able to participate.
Preston is forever indebtitude to Zach for his brithday shots.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.