deathtard

As per huntard, but refers to death knights.

The deathtard Leeroyed and pulled half of the Blood Furnace. That's when the paladin quit the group.

by Qit el-Remel June 21, 2009

deathtard

A dead retard. Can be used as an insult or to describe a retard that is dead.

Dude, he is a freakin deathtard

by oscum guy December 10, 2006

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.

John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.

by Palisade December 21, 2010

screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.

Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

by John Errington November 3, 2006

Deathtrap

Someone you want a relationship with, but you know it will never work out because of the way they are.

No, she's not worth it, she's a deathtrap man.

by itsyaboy00 March 16, 2017

Deathstars

An awesome Gothic/ Industrial Metal band with booming vocals, amazing guitar riffs and awesome drum beats. they are from Stockholm Sweden and the band consists of five members:

-Whiplasher (Vocals)
-Skinny (Bass)
-Cat Casino (Guitar)
-Nightmare Industries (guitar and keyboards)
-Bone W Machine (drums)

The lyrics of their songs tend to be very dark and badass and may disturb the non death-metal listener. Everybody in the band typically wears all black with heavy makeup and glitter and appear to be well... dead. Incredible band which should be listened to by all!!

Deathstars song Blitzkrieg: Blitzkrieg, Blitzkrieg... F*cking Blitzkrieg BOOM!!!!!!!!

by Nick Digital August 26, 2008