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Deanoz is a monster in bed, it's been reported he has a cock the length of a double decker bus, however he also is sexy as fuck and can light a fire by just looking at things because of how hot he is. Even though he is sexual beast, he is loving and will kiss you tenderly on your eyeballs.
Person: damn, I love Deanoz. He's so nice both as a person and in bed
deanoz by Father Miller November 22, 2021
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A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.

Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
Deano popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another car deal.

"Deano my son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"
Deano by DeanosandDentures February 7, 2019
DeAnza is the best person you will ever meet. She is loving caring and is very special. If you have DeAnza in your life I guarantee you that you will fall in love with her. She is patient and has beautiful thick hair. She is very amazing.
DeAnza is the love and passion in a word
deanza by kidbry03 July 15, 2017

Deano Valley 

A Welsh comedian/ content creator who makes voiceovers and parody songs. Most of the content is satire and dark humour.

Many videos are labelled under the green laughing face which is a reminderl to never take anything made seriously.

Purely entertainment for a comedy effect.

Creator of controversial figure Trecco Boy, who is featured in many songs voiceovers and cartoons.

Creator and animator of Welsh south park style cartoon - "Spicky Valley"
Deano Valley made this parody song and its epic
Deano Valley by poopoo7766 July 7, 2022

Deanzer  

1. A dude's man hammer/ salami stick/ meat rod/ etc.

1a. A man's manhood

1b. Membership to the pen-fifteen club
Deanzer ( pronunciation: dēan-zu̇r)


1. After wasting away a saturday night with some random chick to only end up having her try to start a fire with your mushroom tip, the next morning you might say to your buddies: "dude, my effin deanzer hurts"

2. If your all hanging around on the couch and you've got mesh shorts on: "hey guys take a look at the deanzie!"

3. If your buddy passed out drunk with his shoes on, someone might beat their deanzer oh his face, hopefully until there is noticeable redness and/or swelling.
Deanzer by butchyinstead March 8, 2009
A Russian-origin slang term used when someone who used to be anonymous got deanonymized (identified), wether it’s revelation of real name or exposure of passport data. May also include photos (sometimes nude), phone number(s), place of work or study and personal social media profiles. Can be done as a part of doxing or without it, meaning after the initial deanon information could be shared around the web or kept private.
1: Do you know the hacker Xamir? He got deanoned!
2: My girlfriend was deanoned 2 years ago, they posted her nude pictures on a Telegram channel
deanon by dexterva November 29, 2020

Real Deano Hours 

When one is rather upset and/or depressed.
"Hey Tom, why is Rudi so upset?"
"It's real deano hours out here"
Real Deano Hours by kekxd September 8, 2018
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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