dealed

1.To be torn apart by rabid goats - lots of them.

2. To be owned in any event.



-=Runs Vent Crew=-

Status : *DEALED* 100% COMPLETED

by RVC April 16, 2005

dealed

To be high on drugs - mainly marijuana. Some drugs go beyond dealed. But dealed is more than just being high, it is truly an essence. When you're in the dealed world, amazing things happen. Dealed can also mean drunk, but we usually refer to that as krunk.

I'm so dealed right now.

by Baldwin is King November 11, 2006

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

real dealed

The act of consensual anal penetration with Julian's sister.

Cameron: Yo Scott! How was you date with Emily last night?
Scott (the real) Deal: It was sick man i totally Real Dealed her.

by Triangulated July 7, 2018

Meme dealer

A person who distributes memes.

I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.

by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017

poop dealer

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Hope Dealers

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.

by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019