deairy

Another way of saying Dear Diary

Anna opened as she began to write, "Deairy."

by DictionaryGenius05 March 2, 2019

the dairy farmer

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

DeAira

When you first met DeAira she was shy and to herself, but being around her opened up a side no one can forget. DeAira's are usually beautiful and intelligent. She's very goofy and family oriented, and when you see her she's usually surrounded by a group of friends making them laugh. Everyone loves having her around, and everyone invites her because she lights up the whole room. She can make you fall in love just by her smile or the way she flutters her eyelashes. She's crazy, fun, and well respected. DeAira's are usually open when it comes to finding their match they can go from men like Morris Chestnut, to men like Adam Rodriguez, but usually settling down for the Ashton Kutchers. When you meet a DeAira don't let her or her gorgeous brown eyes go.

"Who is that?"

"Oh that's DeAira"

"DeAira? man I have to get to know her."

by alphamale000 July 29, 2014

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

dairy area

A lady's breasts.

"Get your hands away from my dairy area."

by evelyn52 January 9, 2012

Dairy Barn

Unique to Long Island, New York, Dairy Barn is a retail chain of drive-thru convenience stores found throughout Nassau and Suffolk counties. They are shaped like barns, complete with red paint and all. Customers can drive thru for cigarettes, beer and of course, milk. (Heads up: the don't carry dutches!) Most DB employees are extraordinarily quirky. The store in Syosset is infamous throughout the chain for its in-store antics. Definetly an experience for the out-of-town visitors. The Iced Tea is legendary.

Why get out of your car and deal with the broken english at 7-11? The dudes at Dairy Barn will hook it up with that sweet iced tea."

by The Milkman 39 December 6, 2010

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012