dead mission

To describe a move or activity that isn't worth it.

Guy 1: Hey bruh you tryna go to Bowie this weekend to go see this girl?
Guy 2: Bowie far as hell naw! That's a whole dead mission.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go and try to get that lightskin girls number over there wish me luck.
Guy 2: She sitting with a group of dudes bruh you know that's a dead mission.

dead mission by Clutch_Oven June 3, 2016

Get merch

Get the dead mission mug.

See more merch

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

dead as a missing schoolgirl by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Get merch

Related Words

dead mission • dead as a missing schoolgirl • Dadmission • dead • dead ass • dead meme • dead ting • dead inside • dead kennedys • dead fish

Dadmission

An errand traditionally performed by a woman spelled out in a note and handed to her husband to complete.

With his mouth wide open and the candy aisle stretching before him this man's dadmission was to purchase enough candy for his daughter's class to produce a gingerbread house.

Dadmission by nothingyet December 6, 2016

Get merch

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Get merch

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

Get merch

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

Get merch

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Get merch