dead mission 

To describe a move or activity that isn't worth it.

Guy 1: Hey bruh you tryna go to Bowie this weekend to go see this girl?
Guy 2: Bowie far as hell naw! That's a whole dead mission.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go and try to get that lightskin girls number over there wish me luck.
Guy 2: She sitting with a group of dudes bruh you know that's a dead mission.

dead mission by Clutch_Oven June 3, 2016

dead as a missing schoolgirl 

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

dead as a missing schoolgirl by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Dadmission 

An errand traditionally performed by a woman spelled out in a note and handed to her husband to complete.

With his mouth wide open and the candy aisle stretching before him this man's dadmission was to purchase enough candy for his daughter's class to produce a gingerbread house.

Dadmission by nothingyet December 6, 2016