“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”
by ImNotAnAthlete January 23, 2020
A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.
by That’s a hammer May 01, 2018
When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.
"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."
by showmethefever September 21, 2011
when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.
by Jamie Packham March 07, 2005
I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.
by Fred Neck March 03, 2007
It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022