dead battery
When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.
dead battery by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016
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Dead battery
When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
Dead battery by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
Dead Battery In A Dildo
Dead Battery In A Dildo by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
Confound it! The batteries are dead!
Confound it! The batteries are dead! by Matthew678 February 21, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.