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Dead battery 

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
Dead battery by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

Dead Battery In A Dildo 

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

Confound it! The batteries are dead! 

Term that was used in 1966's film called Batman.
Confound it! The batteries are dead!