day spa

a day spa is when renting a hotel room,you fill sink with warm water to dip your nut-sack into,whilst masterbating onto the large mirror which is always in the bathroom of the hotel room!thus a day spa!

before checking out of the hotel room,i treated my-self to a day spa

by r. oneill August 14, 2007

Day Spa

Sexual move where the male gives the female a facial, then performs a mud bath on their chest.

Man, the other day in the bed room, I took my girlfriend to the day spa!

by Myke79 October 26, 2005

deluxe day spa

the act of jizzing in a girls hair, while giving her arabian goggles, while shitting on her face.

did you guys hear about sara? she got a deluxe day spa treatment!

by deeznutz123456 February 15, 2011

a day at the spa

a classy, work place appropriate term for a facial ie; getting a load blown on the face

i can't wait to treat you to a day at the spa

by cherryflavourednapalm September 10, 2010

Spa Day

Spa Day, or Spa weekend is the act of going away for a dirty weekend with a fuck buddy or friend with benefits. No strings attached sex, prolly mostly in the jacuzzi.

"Yeah, I am so taking him on a Spa Day"
"We went on a Spa weekend, I can barely walk today"

by The Tea Lady February 25, 2012

Gentleman's Spa Day

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.

Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice

by Katoxxvi February 16, 2016

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.

“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.

by StogieBoi September 14, 2020