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Datset are a kind gentle person they work very hard and takes little vacations they also are amazing friend to have as long as you stay in your lane datset have away to to get there point across without arguing they also love chocolate and a spa they have one amazing car where eveyone has a cupholders datset are also a amazing mother and wife but don't ever mess with a datset because they will give you the same energy back datset also are a very loyal friend to have so if you have a datset don't let them go
Leave datset alone !
datset by Just Zoey September 4, 2023
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Daisetta Texas 

Ever seen the movie wrong turn?? or hills have eyes?? where freaky deformed cousin fuckin hillbillies pop outta no where and fuck peoples lives up, Well if you have welcome to Daisetta Texas.. Fregia's freely fuck their cousins, moms, sisters, brothers, dads, grandparents, and other related folk. In Daisetta Texas open racism is a common thing and highly supported. If you aint dippin or smoking than something is your with you, and hey whats wrong with some meth?? right?

Your sadly outta place without your beat ass old chevy truck, your cowboy boots, cowboy hat, Belt buckle from a Bull riding competition you were in when you were 4 and of course your can of skull or chew. oh and if your significant other doesnt have a black eye or missing a tooth from domestic abuse than you are sadly not accepted into there freak ass community. Be very wary of the Sink Hole, the radiation from it will have you fucking your nearest relative in no time flat. If you ever find yourself in a brightly lighted or very dark place and hear "The Call of The Fregia" (A shriek of Kin lust and flesh hunger) do not fight, just turn and run as fast as your ass can move, cause DAISETTA HAS EYES!!!

If i could say 4 things about Daisetta it will be the following:
1: Fregia, Nugent, Ninja Taylor
2: Daisetta has eyes
3: RJ's is the only safe place to eat
4: Niggers are no where to be seen.
Person A: Hey wanna go to Daisetta Texas? Person B: Dude id rather stick my dick in a meat grinder.

Daisetta Texas Resident 1: ay Sally will you blow me?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: sure brother

Daisetta Texas Resident 1: Hey mama could i play with your titties?

Daisetta Texas Resident 2: son, does a one legged duck swim in a circle?

Daisetta Texas' town motto: Old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed. If there is grass on the field, Play Ball!
Daisetta Texas by DearUncleBo June 22, 2011

datesterbation 

The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.
I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.
datesterbation by the_pest13 December 2, 2016

Datetron 3000 

A sophisticated dating robot sent back through time to change the future for dozens of lucky ladies.
Matt: "Dude, check out the Datetron 3000, he has been on a serious tear, i heard he was even dating on Sundays"

Chuck: "Yeah man, the D3K loves his Sunday and mid-week dating, he is a fucking machine"
Datetron 3000 by Tommy Ace July 3, 2009

Datetard 

One who dates a retarded person,or a person with a retarded personality and is more than likely unaware.
"You know you're dating a retarded person right,datetard?"
Datetard by acorn86 January 8, 2009

Daisette 

Female given name, form of Daisy. A lover of daisies and dance. Spiritual and empathetic. Passionate, motivated, confident leader who builds community with their cheerful disposition and relentless determination. Uncomplicated and direct in their approach, they often get frustrated by exhaustive details and unnecessary nuances.
Hey Daisette you are beautiful as a simple daisy flower. I think Daisette is fire when she dances. Annette and Daisette are the girls you want as best friends.
Daisette by DAISYSMOM November 22, 2021

Daisette 

Origin: daisy. Someone conceived by a daisy lover and hippie at heart. A loving smart girl. Passionate, motivated and confident leader who builds community with their cheerful disposition and relentless determination. Often get frustrated by exhaustive details and unnecessary nuances and is sometimes referred to as a crazy daisy. Incredible dancer and fashionable like her mother. Looks good in any hair color and hat she wears.
Daisette is a great dancer and loves daisies.
Daisette by DAISYSMOM December 6, 2021
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murderhobo 

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everclear & bepsi
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