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Dark Lord 

There's approximately 745.3 Dark Lords in literature and pop-culture. I'll give you a run down of three (with a special guest at the end,) in order of creation.

Lord Sauron.
AKA: The Lord of the Rings, The Enemy, The Great Eye, The Dark Lord.
Traits: Bizarre ring fetish, kickass Mace of Pwnage, kickass minions of pwnosity.

Darth Vader
AKA: Anakin Skywalker, Lord Vader, The Dark Lord, James Earl Jones.
Traits: Lightsaber. Hell, everyone loves lightsabers... THE FORCE! Quotability to the max.

Lord Voldemort
AKA: You Know Who, The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, Tom Riddle, Ralph Fiennes.
Traits: Bitchin' snake familiar, Near immortality due to splitting his soul, uh... cool eyes?

George W. Bush
AKA: Dubbyuh, Bushy, Bushy junior.
Traits: Horrible public speaking skills, inheriting the uncanny ability from his father to bring war to America, funny, sticky-outty ears.
I am the founder of the Dark Lord's union, PH34R MY 1337 H4xx0RZ $K!LLZ
Dark Lord by Alexander Girard January 11, 2006

dark lord bill 

Bill Gates himself
d00d, i pirated xp and ripped off dark lord bill!
dark lord bill by neoprint April 27, 2004

The Dark Lord Chin Chin 

The dark Lord Chin Chin is the god of all people.

dark lord of the sith 

dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith, and if you don't know who the sith where, they are a gang in star wars who carry around laser swords
star wars begginer: what is a dark lord of the sith
star wars nerd: dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith
star wars fan but not nerd: google it

dark lord jesus

When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches
john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches
dark lord jesus by I_No_Gay_Boi December 1, 2017

darknord 

n.
-an extremely dorky person
-one who is a lord of the dorks

ie:dork lord

adj,
-someone who is behaving very dorkily/dorkish
Stacy should've known that Johnny was a total darknord by the way he sent his mom to invite her to prom.

Steve Jobs dresses traditionally in darknord attire.
darknord by stoneybaloney October 24, 2011