Dark Water 

Coffee, Brewed Coffee

Yo man I'm tired as hell, I need to drink some of that dark water!

Dark Water by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

Dark Water 

A movie so shitty that its name has become an adjective meaning the worst possible kind of something.

Compaq is the Dark Water of computers.

Dark Water by webdes03 July 29, 2005

Dark Water 

The worst movie ever made, in which absolutely nothing happens, although the entire movie soundtrack makes you think something is about to. Its name has become synonymus with describing the worst possible example of something.

George W. Bush is the Dark Water of US presidents.

Dark Water by WakemasterC September 16, 2005

Dark Walter 

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.

Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.

Dark Walter by Hans Francisco May 23, 2022

Darkeater Midir 

Big black dragon who will probably decimate you with his big black co- counter attacks. This ruthless creature will shoot lasers at you, breathe fire at you, step on you, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your mom, maybe even your dad too if he so chooses. He’ll go further than just that though, he’ll break your will and spirit to even continue fighting and attack your personal insecurities to the point that you’re an unhinged and unstable mess.

Person 1: Yo I’m on the Ringed City rn. I’m tryna beat Darkeater Midir.
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*

Darkeater Midir by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021

Darkwater holy light

when the water runs red and the dark water they swear has a holy light but really they are fuuuucked up

so they call a waterfall like that darkwater holy light?

Darkwater holy light by wottleofbine November 21, 2025