Definitions by wottleofbine

giftiepoo

Something artisinally wrapped and tied with a bow. It could be a fun surprise or it might be poo. The bow knows.

I got you a little giftiepoo while I was shopping.

giftiepoo by wottleofbine March 28, 2026

Dozer

She’s a dozer, you could fall asleep fucking her

God that dozer, the breakdowns my favorite part and I take my time but there isn’t an ad long enough. What a waste of life good thing I’m erasing it.

Dozer by wottleofbine November 26, 2025

Appaloosa

A speckled horse that most professionals dismiss but have many names such as a “Colorado Ranger” or a “snowflake”

Yeah when I’m on the computer I can’t help but yell “Appaloosa” at that derby horse!

Appaloosa by wottleofbine November 26, 2025

Darkwater holy light

when the water runs red and the dark water they swear has a holy light but really they are fuuuucked up

so they call a waterfall like that darkwater holy light?

Darkwater holy light by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

Adam and Eve Roster by wottleofbine November 21, 2025