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Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!
Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....
by wottleofbine November 21, 2025
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Get the Appaloosa mug.God that dozer, the breakdowns my favorite part and I take my time but there isn’t an ad long enough. What a waste of life good thing I’m erasing it.
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