dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself

*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)

by Notkk December 29, 2018

long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

long dark teatime of the soul

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.

Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.

"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009

Dark Templar Gaming Team

A Semi-Famous gaming team originating in the original Counter-Strike and eventually moved it's way to a shitty free game known as Combat Arms. Lead by EnalisNailo (An infamous pro of the game) the clan is best known for its trolls and skilled leader. Also abbreviated DTGT

John: I played in a game with the Dark Templar Gaming Team yesterday and got friggen raped by EnalisNailo.

Phil: Dude he cheats so hard.

John: Go fuck yourself he is legit

by EL1X January 19, 2011

Darkteaser

International Burlesque performer famed for her fan dances and tassel twirling

Wow it's DT, I adore Darkteaser and her fan work !

by ladyohlala July 7, 2011