Danglitis 

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Nobody in the NHL can stop Pavel Datsyuk's danglitis

Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009

Danglitis 

to dangle in excess to where it becomes habit, in hockey to dangle is where you deke through all the players and score the puck.

Alexander Ovechkin has danglitis every time he gets the puck

Danglitis by Tresmayo March 16, 2009

scrotus danglitis

When your balls drop

Have you heard of the disease "scrotus danglitis"?

scrotus danglitis by IRapeKats May 22, 2016

danitis 

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

Dancitis 

A medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance. These symptoms often present themselves in unusual situations such as at work or school, while cleaning the house, while driving, etc. and are not limited to occasions when music is present.

This disorder can strike anyone at any time regardless of dance experience or talent.

I got the Dancitis! or I feel a case of Dancitis coming on...

Dancitis by wednesday mayhem January 14, 2011

dangletip 

When your finger breaks or dislocates at the northern most knuckle leaving the outter most tip dangling

I was fingerblasting Claire when the cops showed up. Her snatch puckered so hard that I got a dangletip!”

dangletip by OGLOD October 7, 2021

Danglians 

A more common and sofisticated word for the phrase "fanny flaps" or "Vaginal Lips" which are drooping to far south for the owner to be normal

I think your penis has passed my rather large danglians and into my vagina

My danglians have now decended onto your bollocks

If you are clever, you can use my ganglians as a face mask whilst you speak in a muffled tone

Danglians by ?Sex-Hair? November 9, 2009