dandy handy

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Steve is into some really weird things, He made me give him a dandy handy the other day.

by Cereal dick February 10, 2015

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Handy Dandy Notebook

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

by Hayyshull May 21, 2007

Handy Dandy Man

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

by "The God King" June 7, 2018

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

by Saccait November 12, 2008