dandl

A straight savage 10% of the time
90% of the time he is really dumb

Likes cottage cheese asses and fucks alot of bitches

The lake reminds him of your moms pussy last night

Doesnt have much common sense but can still destroy anyone in a freestyle

I saw dandl fucking destroying young sniper in a rap battle the other day

by Discobayrebels March 04, 2016

Dandle

To fondle one's own or someone else's "naughty parts."

Girl I will dandle your funkajunk til your whatamajic starts showing.

by Songstress85 January 17, 2010

Dandles

A portmanteau of "dad" and "sandles" describing the genre of summer footwear favored by suburban dads.

"Mike was rocking the dandles at the Little League game last night."

by Jenky Jenk July 08, 2009

dandle

To wave one's feet around while lying prone on one's stomach. The opposite of "dangle."

Jane is so cute when she dandles her feet.

by tempomatic October 19, 2011

dandle

A sexy ass nerd. The love of cheriejean's life

Hold on to your wiener dandle!!!!

by he11okitty December 12, 2020