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Dan tan dare 

When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
"you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
Dan tan dare by Karloss, November 17, 2018
describes a boy/man who is neither Tan, nor is named Dan.
Usually pale skin with curly hair. Frequently wears hats for added 'swagger' and to conceal repulsive jew curls.
Dude, did you see that Tan Dan trying to get on that chick? What a complete faggot!
Tan Dan by Spigkoque January 27, 2010

spray tan dan 

One who spray tans on a weekly basis to avoid sun cancer, and rubbery dried out skin from tanning beds.
spray tan dan by dr knowitall jr December 10, 2010
The nick name for Danny Messer and Lindsay Monroe on the CBS show CSI: NY. Derived from the Dan in Danny' name and, Montana, Lindsay's nickname because she is from said state.
Dantana really ned to hookup.
Dantana are adorable together
Dantana by chelsea :P May 20, 2008
Hawaiian doctor that uses a magical fairy wand to cure all ailments. Also the model for the young boy from Up.
Man, my back is killing me, if only I had the touch of dantano
dantano by Touro Nevada January 29, 2010
Someone who is allergic to alcohol and then subsequently gets called out on it in front of everyone and turns bright red, as if he or she had been drinking alcohol.
I'm so embarrassed, I can't believe I did that last night, everyone must think I'm such a dantano
dantano by DissectorbetterthanDan February 5, 2010