dan clark

dan clark lives in kennett square..a pretty beat town with no parties poppin..AT ALL..anyways dan clarkis my nigga! i think hes one of the realest ppl around this place! i met him a while back when we were in elementry school together in the same class in 5th grade! we grew apart and then frshman year of high school we became cool as shit again! he would do anything he could to help me..whether i was drunk in west chester or whatever i would call him and he would come pick me up and bring me home! everybody should have a person in there life like this dude right here! he will be there for u throught thick n thin! recently he joined the army and now he is stationed in fort knox kentucy...he is a good man and he is an american soldier! i cant wait till he gets back...anyways thats my nigga!

he has a huge family and hes a beast at everything he tries! his sister tarra is his right hand partner and he would do anything to keep her safe! tarra is also a good friend of mine! if you dont know dan then u dnt need to know anymore...u should already know...if u ever get a chance to meet this dude u will know what im sayin!!! DAN CLARK IS THE SHIIIIIT!!!!

DAN CLARK: WHATS GOOD BRAH?
ANYONE: HEY IM GOOD HBU?
DAN CLARK: IM GOOD DO U NEED ANTYTHING?
ANYONE: YEAH IM HUNGRY AS HELL!
DAN CLARK: ALRIGHT LETS GO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT
ANYONE: IMN BROKE
DAN CLARK: DONT WORRY I GOT U!

dan clark by gangstafigga February 7, 2010

The Dan Clark Effect 

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

The Dan Clark Effect by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

Dan Clarke 

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.

Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!

Dan Clarke by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019

dan clarkson 

sigma + lvl 200 on fn single if you know what i mean

Dan clarkson is SIGMA

dan clarkson by dan111122FAN January 21, 2024