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Dalziel is the smoothest way to get ladies if you dalziel any female creature whether she is woman or creture she will be instantly obsessed with you.
Friend: Yo dog why dont you Dalziel her

You: Damn bro im not that smooth

That guys so smooth hes a dalziel
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A Dalziel is one of the most caring, handsome, talkative, funniest person you will ever meet. They make such an amazing boyfriend and will love you unconditionally. They are really honest and if they don't like you they will make sure you know. They are very loyal in a relationship and are very understanding and would put you as their first priority.

Whoever leaves him is really stupid because you never meet a guy like him.
Person 1: Dalziel makes you happy doesn't he?
Person 2: Yes, I Love him so much!!!
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Some dude who likes not sleeping and watching anime all day.
Dylan: where’s Dalziel at?
Junao: I don’t fucking know man.
Dalziel by SpookyBoiDylan June 28, 2022

Robbie Dalziel

A massively overpowered man who has the voice of a 40 year old man. he mainly screams "MUH" as he yeets you down some stairs away from him. They mainly attack crippled children as they think its funny to push them down stairs.

"Robbie Dalziel" also has the strength of Hercules and the speed of a rocket (but only when holding his shirt down)

He is also very childish and has the mental age of a 6 year old.
He gets bored easily and annoys people to prevent this.

Also watches anime and bullies people who watch it in dub and not sub... you will also get bullied if you watch both.
Omg hes acting like Robbie Dalziel

"he has the strength of Robbie Dalziel"
Robbie Dalziel by Hellokittyfan118 November 12, 2019
1.Dalkiel - Angel of Hell, ruler of Sheol, and equated with Rugziel (q.v.). In Baraita de Massachet Gehinnom, Dalkiel operates in the 7th compartment of the underworld, "punishing 10 nations," and serving under orders of Duma(h), who is the angel of the stillness of death. See writings of Joseph Gikatilla ben Abraham (1248-1305).

2.A name representing the darker side of one's creativity

3.Lord of the Underworld In Verotik's "Satanika" comic book series, written by Glen Danzig
1.The darkness was coming, and that that darkness had one ruler and one ruler only... the Lord Dalkiel.

2.I represented my artwork using the pseudonym Dalkiel
dalkiel by D to the C January 19, 2009

Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
Lisa Dalzell by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011

daliella 

Smart, loving, kind-hearted, ambitious, a woman who will love someone according to her own will, loyal to her love one and really cheerful
Daliella is beautiful
daliella by myuniversehun June 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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