Dallas, Pa

Small suburban town in Northeastern Pennsylvania right outside of Wilkes-Barre. Named after this dude Alexander Dallas back in 1817. Home of the Dallas shopping center, Bernie's Pizza, Ranch Wagon, and College Misericordia. Known as the part of the "Back Mountain" area of the Wyoming Valley. Notable people from Dallas include former Football Pro and current Defensive coordinator of the San Francisco 49ers Greg Manusky, convicted criminal Hugo Selenski, street artists "Troph", and "Dever", and band members of the noise rock band "An Albatross". 1964 Oscar nominee Lee Tracy lived here for many years and is buried in Shavertown at the Evergreen Cemetary.

Like I said...Dallas, PA, you wild.

Dallas, Pa by Jay Coates October 19, 2010

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dallas, pa

shithole bordering a worse shithole (Wilkes Barre). A place that Satan wipes his ass with.

Guy 1: Yo where do you live?

Ian: I'm from Dallas, pa

Guy 1: Oh sweet, Texas?

Ian: No man... Dallas Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Damn, isn't that place a huge shithole?

dallas, pa by fuckdallaspa March 2, 2009

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Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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