(v.) When you spend an ungodly amount of time writing the most nuanced reasoning for a mass fuck-up, caused by a mob of idiots, and those same idiots make the most simplistic,
intellectually uncharitable
interpretation of your work in order to write smear pieces defaming your character.
(Named after James Damore: an employee who was fired from Google for writing a memo
questioning Google's "diversity practices".)
"I spent 2 weeks writing an article on the statistically
significant correlations between gender and work
preferences, and Vice responded by writing a story about how I wanted to make the rape of women by men legal as well as
genocide anyone who wasn't white."
Friend: "You've just been Damore'd."