Dahv

The most bangin' rappa eva! She drops da phat beatz and spitz betta than fiddycent. She's so hard, she rolled up on her own crew and shot 'em!

Person 1: Oh, did you hear the new Dahv song???
Person 2: Oh, '187'? Isn't that a remix of a snoop song?
Person 1: Yeah, but she does it better.
Person 2: *Shoots person 1*

by 1337404 March 14, 2005

Dahv

A little girl who tries to sing and rap but she can't. All of her fans are 5 year olds and she's signed to Disney.

Go to www.dahv.com and see for yourself! She's so talentedLESS!

by BenJelenFan December 23, 2004

dahv

N Talentless Singer; Hopeless; One who "Dahv's" or "Pulls a Dahv" when recording a song.

This negative term is derived from the poor quality of her music, appearance, and publicity. This is an insult mainly used when someone "Fucks up" or "Makes an ass of themselves."

IE:
"Man, you just pulled a Dahv on THAT track!"

"You tolly Dahv-Bombed that one..."

by Crazy_Goat January 6, 2005

dahv

Some bitch that gives blowjobs to celebs to pose with them. Her father is Daddy Warbucks and she lives in a bunker 10 miles under the surface, where reality can't scar her priveliged mind.

"Hey, I got that new Dahv CD!"
"Oh, now you're gonna get it."
"MY LEGS!"

by Polarx January 6, 2005

Dahveed

An extremely intelligent and smart male. He usually knows everything. Some people call him David but a French pronunciation is dahveed. Dahveed sometimes has odd muscle spasms and frantically itches his head. Dahveed is so smart!

Dahveed got an A on his test.

Dahveed loves reading science articles on his free time.

by Flashlight man June 15, 2014

Dahvie Vanity

One half of the terrible electropop duo "Blood on the Dance Floor." Known as being a creepy pervert, child molester, and all around jerk. He wears terrible makeup, can't sing to save his life, and is worshipped by 12 year old girls with low IQ scores.

Dahvie Vanity took my 12 year old sister onto his tour bus and had sex with her.

by punktematrix November 26, 2013

Dahvie Vanity

A 27 year old man with the writing ability of a 12 year old boy and the singing skills of T-Pain. He's known for being a pedophile, a misogynist and outright repulsive. Has been accused of statutory more than once. He does not have any known ability, musical or otherwise, but young stupid girls seem to think his shitty hair skills and bad makeup is "inventive". Is called creative, but only by 12 year old girls with shitty taste in music.

You don't need a written example, just look Dahvie Vanity's ugly ass up.

by lolbotdf September 11, 2011