dafid 

A majestic green giant, a hero some say, richer than rich, blonde and breaths smoke.

Samwell:Wow look a dafid!
Shira: what by gosh is a dafid samewell?

Samwell: well look, it is what you see there, a green giant in the bugatti breathing smoke. He is part dragon to.

dafid by Wolf990 September 2, 2012

dafid 

Several meanings

Shit boyfriend

Someone who sleeps around (especially with under age girls)

That davids a right Dafid....

dafid by Shayna October 13, 2004

Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

David Herzog 

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

Damiano David 

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.

French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.

Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021

David gandy

a lazy prick

you are a david gandy

David gandy by wwe619 August 17, 2009

Daidus

Barnacle SCUM, CERTIFIED basement dweller, anime pro, classroom sleeper PRO, master procrastinator, WOKE Koala, lazy yt animator.

Quit being such a Daidus and put your squid away from Ika Musume!

Daidus by DisturbinDan April 23, 2019