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Dadmasker
(noun)
A woman who knowingly deceives a man about being the father of her child.
Someone who hides or "masks" the identity of the real dad, usually for personal gain (financial, emotional, or social).
(noun)
A woman who knowingly deceives a man about being the father of her child.
Someone who hides or "masks" the identity of the real dad, usually for personal gain (financial, emotional, or social).
Examples:
"Turns out my ex was a total dadmasker—three years in and the kid wasn’t even mine."
"The tabloids called her Hollywood’s biggest dadmasker after the DNA test drama."
Origin: Comes from "dad" + "masker," meaning to conceal or disguise the real father.
"Turns out my ex was a total dadmasker—three years in and the kid wasn’t even mine."
"The tabloids called her Hollywood’s biggest dadmasker after the DNA test drama."
Origin: Comes from "dad" + "masker," meaning to conceal or disguise the real father.
Dadmasker by Sakurakage September 20, 2025
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