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daddylongstrokin 

Man with monster sized penis that selects gmabling winners to make money to fuck all young pussy
Man Harry is a daddylongstrokin in the NBA now hes hitting Leslies tight twat.
daddylongstrokin by Big DLS May 31, 2021

daddylonglegs 

daddylonglegs by Marc October 15, 2003

daddylonglegs97 

short, midget, possibly the shortest.
Still sweet tho and fun to talk to
person A: "omg hes so short"
person B: "like daddylonglegs97"
daddylonglegs97: "HEY IM NOT SHORT"
person A: "sure"
daddylonglegs97 by jnxjnx March 16, 2022

daddylonglegs97 

small, short (possibly the smallest) but denies it but daddylonglegs97 is a smart man when he wants to be.
person a: "omg my friend is so short"
person b: "oh hes a daddylonglegs97"
daddylonglegs97: "im not short"
person a: "sure daddylonglegs97"
daddylonglegs97 by jnxjnx March 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026