DadBod

Its how the straigh woman talks about their middle aged husband with a starting belly. And increasing growth of body hair.

You do know that dadbod is just straight for bear right? Think about it, they needed a word for a normal manbody too. But bear was too flamboyant. And to be fair, it takes a certain tolerance too pressure to handle being plowed by a bear.

by SkuggeUlven May 22, 2022

Dad bod

1) "Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.

If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.

2)Having a "dad bod" is a nice balance between working out and keeping a beer gut

1) Mike is totally working on that dad bod after getting his wife pregnant.

2) I miss Chris Pratt's dad bod from before he was on Guardians of the Galaxy.

by AnGrYRameN June 17, 2015

Dad Bod

A guy who has kids and was once in shape and still has guns that can crush beer cans but also with a belly that says I drank those beers and I can eat 6 slices of pizza in one seating.

Check out All those chicks all over Mikes dad bod at the pool.

by Hawaiian_Mike May 25, 2015

Dadbodding

Dadbodding is drinking a 6-pack of coors, smoking darts, and eating a full pepperoni pizza in a sitting

"Its friday wanna go dadbodding?"

by ya boy nick June 8, 2015

Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more

"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"

by spoonman89 September 28, 2017

dadbooking

Defined: As the deliberate and intentional search for ones biological parents (Father) using the popular social networking site Facebook. It is compounded by the untouched desire to seek out one’s father in what is usually a failed attempt at happiness.

Usage:

Kala- Hey Amber what did you do today.

Amber- Well earlier I had a sandwich and then me and my brother spent a few hours dadbooking, but we couldn’t find that sucka.

Kala- Yeah he really needs to come through with child support.

by Michael DeForest February 10, 2010

Dad Bod

The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.

Rick used to be jacked when he played football in college. Now he has a wife, three kids, and a demanding job, so he rocks the Dad Bod

by Mvpcm09 October 14, 2016