Definitions by Mvpcm09

Dad Bod

The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.

Rick used to be jacked when he played football in college. Now he has a wife, three kids, and a demanding job, so he rocks the Dad Bod

Dad Bod by Mvpcm09 October 14, 2016

Jimmy Smack 

The act of backhanding a dude in the nuts with solid force

Paul was kinda being a douche, so I gave him a Jimmy Smack in the hallway. He dropped like a sack of potatoes.

Jimmy Smack by Mvpcm09 June 2, 2015