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1) "Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.

If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.

2)Having a "dad bod" is a nice balance between working out and keeping a beer gut
1) Mike is totally working on that dad bod after getting his wife pregnant.

2) I miss Chris Pratt's dad bod from before he was on Guardians of the Galaxy.
by AnGrYRameN June 14, 2015

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It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
by AnGrYRameN December 16, 2016

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(Adjective/Noun)
Origin: "Creme de la Creme"

Direction Translation for Plebs: "Plebeian of a Plebeian"

Synonyms: "Shittiest of the Shittiest"; "Worst of the Worst"

Definition/Meaning: The lowest state in life achievable that is even lower than rock bottom; A verbally insulting name that is extremely difficult to be cleansed of once you are labeled as pleb de la pleb by an innocent bystander
Examples
1) Your taste in television shows is pleb de la pleb if you liked Jersey Shores.

2) If you like Adam Sandler's acting, you are a pleb. It's forgivable. But if you like Nicholas Cage's acting, you are the pleb de la pleb! May God have mercy upon your soul!

3) Anna left me after she caught me being a pleb de la pleb in the bedroom.

3) You have a pleb de la pleb score in Tetris; I play better with my feet.
by AnGrYRameN December 24, 2015

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