dad mom
dad mom by killerkid123 November 12, 2019
Words you can keep
FT Dad/Mom
FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.
FT Dad/Mom by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020
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Your mom & dad gay together
Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.
Jhon your mom gay
Mike your dad lesbian
Jhon you granny tranny
Mike your grandpap a tarp
Jhon your mom & dad gay together
Mike fucking explodes
Mikes family fucking exsplodes
Mike your dad lesbian
Jhon you granny tranny
Mike your grandpap a tarp
Jhon your mom & dad gay together
Mike fucking explodes
Mikes family fucking exsplodes
Your mom & dad gay together by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018
your mom is your dad's mom
"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006
Your Mom & Dad
Your Mom & Dad by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
Step-mom-dad
A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.
Step-mom-dad by BigWhiteCaulk February 9, 2022
Dad's mom
Dad's mom by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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