dad dick

That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.

Hey baby you want that same douche dick or you want to try out that dad dick tonight!!!!

by daddicj October 13, 2013

dad dick

A micro sized penis that is the width of a truck

"holy shit he couldn't even fit in past my butt cheecks."
"was it at least thick?"
"OH YEAH IT WAS A DAD DICK!"

by okayhey September 02, 2017

dad dicked

A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.

Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson

by Pablo Chivato February 02, 2016

Dad dick

That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge

"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"

by IMPULS3HAWK June 27, 2019

Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

Dad Dick

Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.

LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .

by AdonisM3 May 23, 2018

dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020