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also known as The Texas Kid
"d jae, the Texas Kid,
and Mike Jones, what you know about how we live,
we Texas raised, we Texas made,
jumping check to check,
strugglin' day to day..."
d jae by Apostle July 25, 2008
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JAE’d is a word that means you can’t read big sentences or you stutter when you are being called to either popcorn read infront of a big crowd, you fumble your words
Example- damn you just fawking jaed
JAE’d by Jae’d February 11, 2023
Related Words
d jae JAE’d Jaed Jaelyn D Jaenicke’d djaecass Djaeda Djaelen djaenal D.A.N
A word used to describe someone who can’t read small chat paragraphs or stumbles and stutters or have to go back and read it slowly to fully hear and understand the sentence.
Dolphins are my favorite sea animals”, “I’m a dolphin a** munch” opps I jae’d
Jae’d by Jae’d February 14, 2023
A term for bullying a friend so hard that they leave the friend group and cut all ties with you completely.

The term first originated when some friends in a minecraft anarchy server (cpe.ign.gg) bullied a friend of theirs named jaehotdog so hard that he left all the servers, deleted his discord and unfriended me on clash of clans therefore we named the term after his name
we jae'd matthew so hard he left the gyattians
jae'd by JustKai14 December 18, 2023

Jaenicke’d 

When you kissed a female’s body part, that was previously shit on by another guy. So basically you kissed his shit.
Remember that girl from the party? Turns out I got Jaenicke’d by her after I spoke to Tyrone. No wonder I’ve had a shitty taste in my mouth. Now I’ll never be able to look that cunt in the eyes again.
Jaenicke’d by TebowSucksABigOne69 December 25, 2018

Jaelyn D 

She can get any gender she wants without trying. She is short-tempered but cute when she is mad. She most likely will get a gf since guys break her too much. She is dummy thick and needs to jump to put jeans on. She will love you no matter what and is OBSESSED with Anime such Hunter x hunter and naruto. She is overprotective and will ruin you if you get on her bad side. She is so frickin sexy yet she don't know it.
Guy 1- wow Jaelyn D is so hot
guy 2- and she says she is ugly smh

Rihanna-back off that french fry is mine
Jaelyn D by Boythatsingleaf July 30, 2020
Djaeda is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is loyal to her friends and the most beautiful person you may ever meet. Her name is usually pronounced Jada but don't spell her name wrong or you will be sorry. She usually has no flaws and tends to hang out with girls named Taryn and Sera but she's not lesbian don't worry she is a great girlfriend to have. She will always find a way to make you laugh no matter what's going on in your life. I'm you have a Djaeda in life never ever let her go.
Dude 1- Whats your girlfriend's name again
Dude 2- Djaeda. Why?
Dude 1-Oooo BRO DON’T EVER LET HER GO
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