When you meet Czarine, you'll see someone who's got it all. Her sweet voice will make you feel like a wind chime on a gentle breeze, her stare can actually make you freeze. She can dance, she can sing, heck she can do everything! She once wrestled a bear, strangled an elephant and ate a great white. She's just beautiful - in every sense of the word. There's a myriad more of lovely words to define this person but that would be too exhausting for a lazy writer.
Someone who is caring, loving, and the absolute friend there is. Someone who'd stick up for their friend no matter what circumstances. Someone who can make your day from crappy to the best you have ever had. Someone who is beautiful, but can be stubborn and idiotic at times. Friendships with a Czareene lasts forever. Meeting one, can make you believe you have met the most caring person ever.
While working as a contractor in Afghanistan, getting a migraine so bad that you have to go back to your room and lay down because the military thinks you are a fucking contractor and are lower than whale shit, and treats you that way.
Man, after that meeting with the Major, I have a bad czarnecki