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Cynonari 

One of the most (possibly) hinted ships in the game Genshin Impact, even some of the voice actors ship it.
Person 1: Cynonari is a very cute ship!
Person 2: Ifkr!!
Cynonari by GayBitchHaku November 17, 2022
Related Words

Cloutaritus

Someone who is in charge of all the clout. The master of all clout.
Tamsir is Cloutaritus. He is the master of all clout.

cynonari 

an extreme rational phobia of the famous (but highly invalid) genshin impact ship, cynonari. people that think this ship is entirely okay, deserve 32 years in federal prison.

the fact you think someone as incredible, gorgeous, outstanding, manly, satisfactory, charming, sincere, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, gentle fellow as cyno can even survive multiple minutes breathing around something that's as derogatory as t*ghnari clearly need intense mental help.

t*ghnari could NEVER pull someone as amazing as cyno, let alone breathe his air. girlies its cynos world, and were just living in it </3

honestly, if you think about it, t*ghnari is literally wasting oxygen. his only purpose is to feed the mutated fish at the bottom of an extremely polluted river with his dead body.

(this is a joke pls don't murder me)
person 1: hey!! ♥ do you ship cynonari?

person 2 (the rational one): kys.
cynonari by vixeen June 15, 2023

clownarist 

a cool ass nigga with a green hat and yellow skin, dont fuck with him bro hes a chad and has rock hard abs. Total expert in weaponry involving guns, guns, guns, and more guns. Oh and a fucking ban hammer lmao so yeah dont fuck with him.
Bro that guy isn't a chad, he's a clownarist
clownarist by GoofyAhhClown June 24, 2022