an extreme rational phobia of the famous (but highly invalid) genshin impact ship, cynonari. people that think this ship is entirely okay, deserve 32 years in federal prison.

the fact you think someone as incredible, gorgeous, outstanding, manly, satisfactory, charming, sincere, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, gentle fellow as cyno can even survive multiple minutes breathing around something that's as derogatory as t*ghnari clearly need intense mental help.

t*ghnari could NEVER pull someone as amazing as cyno, let alone breathe his air. girlies its cynos world, and were just living in it </3

honestly, if you think about it, t*ghnari is literally wasting oxygen. his only purpose is to feed the mutated fish at the bottom of an extremely polluted river with his dead body.

(this is a joke pls don't murder me)

person 1: hey!! ♥ do you ship cynonari?

person 2 (the rational one): kys.

cynonari by vixeen June 15, 2023

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clownarist

a cool ass nigga with a green hat and yellow skin, dont fuck with him bro hes a chad and has rock hard abs. Total expert in weaponry involving guns, guns, guns, and more guns. Oh and a fucking ban hammer lmao so yeah dont fuck with him.

“Bro that guy isn't a chad, he's a clownarist

clownarist by GoofyAhhClown June 24, 2022

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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