an extreme rational phobia of the famous (but highly invalid) genshin impact ship, cynonari.
people that think this ship is entirely okay, deserve
32 years in federal prison.
the fact you think someone as incredible, gorgeous, outstanding, manly, satisfactory, charming, sincere, compassionate, humane, kind-hearted, gentle fellow as cyno can even survive multiple minutes breathing around something that's as derogatory as t*ghnari clearly need intense mental
help.
t*ghnari could NEVER pull someone as
amazing as cyno, let alone breathe his air. girlies its cynos world, and were just living in it </3
honestly, if you think about it, t*ghnari is literally wasting oxygen. his only purpose is to feed the mutated
fish at the
bottom of an extremely polluted river with his dead body.
(this is a joke pls don't murder me)