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Cyborg Ninja 

A title dubbed to most cyborgs for their ninja-like appearance in the Metal Gear series.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.
Person 1: Man that cyber-ninja dude's cool!
Person 2: That's Gray Fox, and he's a Cyborg Ninja.
Cyborg Ninja by NaixStriker May 31, 2017

Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja 

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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus 

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.

SUPER cyborg pirate ninja jesus 

superman's powers mixed with cyborg pirate ninja jesus
THIS IS A JOB FOR SUPER CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS!!!