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cyberclap 

n. 1. Debilitating infection of your computer caused by virus picked up from accessing Porn Sites. 2. Genital & palm calluses caused by frequent one-hand-typing while cybering.
I can't get in to the chat room since I got a dose of cyberclap from that MILF site.
cyberclap by TrouserMonkey September 10, 2005
Words you can keep

cyberclavin 

Noun

The mailman who delivers your email.
When asked if you received a certain email yet, you reply, "No, the cyberclavin hasn't delivered it yet."

email
cyberclavin by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Cyberslacking 

Using a companies computer and Internet for personal activities when one should be doing work.
John's job is so boring and monotonous that he started Cyberslacking by browsing Youtube for hours everyday.

Cyberchase 

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?
"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."
Cyberchase by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011

cyberchar 

a famous after effects editor.
best editor in the world.
cyberchar is the best editor ever.

cyberblaze 

The act of video-chatting with someone with the purpose of smoking weed together virtually.
Paul: wanna cyberblaze?
John: let's do it up.
cyberblaze by thidr0 June 15, 2009

cyberclutz 

A person who tries to use the Internet for accessing desired information, idle enjoyment or discovering new and different facets of the world but is unable to manage this feat because of either an inability to use a computer, simple stupidity or a given combination of these two qualities.
We all know at least one cyberclutz.
cyberclutz by ninthfiddle April 4, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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