Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

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cyberfucked

When there is a glitch happening in a videogame that looks out of place.

What is that car doing to that truck?

They are bouncing up and down inside of each other.
We are getting cyberfucked. *walks away in GTA RP*

cyberfucked by Kaylon1 March 23, 2021

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CyberSucker

A Person who thinks digital social networking is a waste of time, but wants to keep updated from friends and family who are into digital networking.

Hey Julie did you hear Sue is getting married? She just twittered me!?" "your joking! I don't use that Twitter crap I don't need to know who is making toast or going to the bathroom what a waste of time! Anyway what else did she say, can you have a look?" "your such a cybersucker! Get your own account!

CyberSucker by Chumio August 18, 2010

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cyberfucking

When someone has an internet relationship with a person they have never met in real life.

I got pissed when I caught my wife cyberfucking a dork from Albuquerque she met on MySpace

cyberfucking by tbullphoto August 14, 2009

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