Cut me!
Cut me is a reference to people cutting themselves. It means the same as "cry me a river" or "give me a break", it can also be used as a less offensive substitute for "Fuck me".
Some lady at Fred Meyer was being really overly dramatic, I wanted to tell her off, but the whole time I was thinking "Cut me!"
Cut me! by You_don't_need_therapy July 21, 2010
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