custard monkey 

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

custard monkey by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

monkey custard 

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

monkey custard by warbob May 24, 2006

custardmonkey 

The 'child' of a member of the caucasian and of the negroid races.

we found them totally birdbathed on hamster's rucksack, wandering round the city like a couple of custardmonkeys.

custardmonkey by the right royal Dan meadow and his emperical majes November 7, 2003