custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

by warbob May 24, 2006