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Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.
Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!
Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022
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A Current Affair 

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
A Current Affair by PomiWells April 12, 2012

Curried Fart 

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.
I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)
Curried Fart by Slapstickity March 22, 2023

Cursin_Kakashi 

A Genshin Impact / Variety on twitch.tv and an analytical chemist.

Having 290 followers as of 10/1/2023, Cursin_Kakashi (also known as "Kakashi," "Kashi," and "Gayass Kaka") has had a continuous upward growth rate since he began streaming on Twitch, becoming well-loved among fans for his outgoing personality, endlessly friendly demeanor, and overall amicability. Most experts on the subject agree that Kashi will soon hit 300 followers, a feat his many fans have been supportive of.

Outside of Twitch, Gayass Kaka works with fancy chemical stuff (of which I am not smart enough to comment on), making him automatically a smart fella, as opposed to a fart smella. His community has a very diverse basis--especially of LGBTQ+ people--with Kakashi himself identifying as LGBTQ (leading to his nickname of "Gayass Kaka").

His fans and supporters alike hope to see him grow, and we will be there with him through thick and thin.
Person 1 - "Hey, there's a Cursin_Kakashi stream today!"
Person 2 - "That's awesome!!!"
Person 3 - "himeko himeko himeko himeko oikjhyutrfdetfyhu"
When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.
Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding
Curding by Looper m January 18, 2013

against the current 

A great rising band who makes beautiful music that pours out awesomeness in every note
Against the current is going to be the best band!