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Curly peen 

A curly bully stick (bull penis) treat for dogs.
We don’t know why, but Bella only likes the curly peen.
Curly peen by Endless_lime91 July 13, 2019

curly hair 

Curly haired Girls 

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!
Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!

southern curly fries 

Pubic dreadlocks, often due to lack of hygiene.
Zach: "Darwin, shave down there. You have some serious southern curly fries going on."

curly queuing 

when you ding dong ditch multiple houses at a time on a corner, so they all come out and look at each other
let’s go curly queuing - st francis guys

Curly headed fuck 

Term used to characterize a man or woman that has curly hair and is disliked.
Brennan: "Yeah well your just a big fat curly headed fuck!"
Dale: "Oh yeah"
Brennan: "Yeah"
Dale: "Im a curly headed fuck?"
Curly headed fuck by Todd Schultz August 14, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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