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how to cure depression 

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.
Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably

cure for depression 

girl: omgomg im so depressed i want to kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)

mileven depression cure 

To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.
I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?

best cure for depression 

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me

national cure someones depression with nudes day 

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day
hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day