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cupcake eater 

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.
My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.
cupcake eater by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010
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cupcake eater 

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".
person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

Cupcake Eater 

Slang term used to describe someone who is attracted to children; a pedophile.

Originates from a famous quote by YouTuber EDP445, during a 2021 sting operation.

In 2021, EDP445, a well-known online content creator, was exposed through a sting operation organized by Alex Rosen of the Predator Poachers. They posed as an underage, 13 year-old girl online to catch EDP445 attempting to solicit sex from them.

When caught & confronted on the street, he told them:
"I was actually coming out here to pick up a Cupcake."
Person 1: "You hear about the latest _____ update? He went on an insane tirade about someone being a groomer."
Person 2: "Yeah, I did. It's rich of him to say that because y'know.. he's a cupcake eater himself."
Person 1: "Pot calling the kettle black, am I right?"
Cupcake Eater by Ruffits August 18, 2024
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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