cuomoed

v. past tense. -- to have been exposed to a known pathogen, for political reasons. Often fatal.

Nana passed back in September. She was old, but in good health. We think she got cuomoed at the nursing home, but what can you do?

by bourgeoisdog February 11, 2021

Comoediae est ad Humanum

When a non-human being such as a demon, werewolf, vampire, or very serious in his being, teaches or shows human qualities; like anger, joy, or grace in something humorous that almost any ordinary person will laugh.

Sebastian from the anime Black Butler shows Comoediae est ad Humanum throughout the series regardless of being a sadistic demon

by Gabushatoki Silver October 23, 2020

Cuomoded

Cuo-mo-ded /kəˈmōd ded / Adjective
Cuomoded is sometimes confused with the noun commode. To be cuomoded one is said to engage in hypocritical feces slinging only to have the feces come right back at the hypocrite.

Did you get Cuomoded?

by SnowFlakeShovel March 8, 2021

situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022

Cuomo’ed out

When you’re fucking sick of hearing about Andrew Cuomo.

After hearing about his endless scandals, I was cuomo’ed out.

by Shibadeeboo August 31, 2021