When a woman decides to abstain from
sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a
homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating
front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my friend
Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'
m cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat
heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''