When a woman decides to abstain from
sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual
male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating
front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my
friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny
fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny
fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''