cuntlette

young woman that might grow up to be a lady one day but, for now is an annoying, rude, mean, insecure little bitch.

A baby swan is called a cygnet or signet. Cuntlette is a derivative of these words.

by redisdead June 29, 2009

Cuntlotten

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white

“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”

by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

by phunneh February 11, 2010

cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.

'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017

cuntlet

A celebutante with an overexposed cunt.

Paris Hilton is a world class cuntlet.

by jammygoil July 20, 2008

cuntlet

cuntlet; a very young barely legal but sexually active female.

Comparative, veal cutlet, young tender sweet meat, milk fed and not experienced in the ways of the barnyard....cuntlet, young tender pussy, likely illegal, not experienced in the ways of the world...in other words..off limits!

by hagar the horrible April 22, 2008

cuntfetti

The tiny pieces of cheap, thin, economy toilet paper commonly used in public restrooms that cling to women's vaginas.

"I was going down on this girl and I kept having to stop to take the cuntfetti out my mouth!"

by alismacks March 13, 2009