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cuntsnot 

The mucus produced by the glands of the endocervical epithelium, ensuring an appropriate pH surrounding the cervical os. Not to be confused with vaginal secretions.
Dr Smith : As you can see through the speculum Dr Brown, this patient has a considerable mucoid cervical discharge.

Dr Brown : Fucking hell, that's a bucket-fanny if I ever saw one. She's got cuntsnot like treacle.
cuntsnot by Captain Goatse February 8, 2009

cuntscratch 

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch
"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."
cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008

cuntclot 

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.
"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."
cuntclot by jreddish March 10, 2008

Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.
Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.
Cuntscrape by Moonshine October 24, 2005

cuntsnot 

smegma that drips from a twat.
I would have gone down on her until I saw that huge nasty blob of cuntsnot.
cuntsnot by anonymous February 21, 2004

Cuntstrosity 

A horrible, horrible person. Someone who will always just be a bad person, who will never realize just how bad of a person they are.
Person A: Dude, did you hear about Jack and Laura's divorce?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.
Cuntstrosity by MlC July 29, 2012
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