cuntscrot 

is the hanging battered cunt flap skin that is wrinkly and resembles an 80 year olds ball sack!

jesus!! that one hangin cuntscrot!!

cuntscrot by damo an suzz October 26, 2006

cuntsnot 

The mucus produced by the glands of the endocervical epithelium, ensuring an appropriate pH surrounding the cervical os. Not to be confused with vaginal secretions.

Dr Smith : As you can see through the speculum Dr Brown, this patient has a considerable mucoid cervical discharge.

Dr Brown : Fucking hell, that's a bucket-fanny if I ever saw one. She's got cuntsnot like treacle.

cuntsnot by Captain Goatse February 8, 2009

cuntscratch 

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch

"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."

cuntscratch by kimbewat December 30, 2008

cuntclot 

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.

"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."

cuntclot by jreddish March 10, 2008

Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.

Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.

Cuntscrape by Moonshine October 24, 2005

cuntsnot 

smegma that drips from a twat.

I would have gone down on her until I saw that huge nasty blob of cuntsnot.

cuntsnot by anonymous February 21, 2004

Cuntstrosity 

A horrible, horrible person. Someone who will always just be a bad person, who will never realize just how bad of a person they are.

Person A: Dude, did you hear about Jack and Laura's divorce?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Laura was cheating on Jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
Person B: Are you serious?
Person A: Yeah, and now she's asking for the house and the car.
Person B: Poor guy. That bitch is such a cuntstrosity.

Cuntstrosity by MlC July 29, 2012